nepeta-the-lion:

why does everyone draw dave’s bro but not dirk’s bro

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like are you fucking kidding me he fought off the apocalypse what is wrong with you guys

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

the-rogue-0f-light:

me waiting for the next episode of sailor moon crystal

I hope this hasn't been made yet

felicitari:

(you might need to adjust your speaker/ headphones)

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched