I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
That’s actually really bad for your hair. The 2-n-1 stuff can make your hair fall out really quickly.
i’ve been looking at all these notifications i’ve been getting and yall are really concerned with the shampoo and conditioner thing but i don’t see shit about the fact that i am summoning the dark lord
i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”
one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up
WHAT DID WE DO?!
What didn’t we do
Does this mean that England is the us of europe
where do you think the us got it from????
anyone ever notice how jesus on the cross is always ripped as fuck like shit jesus you been going to the gym good on you jesus
those arent abs its his ribs
are you sure
im going to hell for how hard i laughed
…so I told him of an awesome internet site he’d love. A short little webcomic he could finish in a half hour, called homestuck. Every 10 minutes he asks me if it’s almost done, and every 10 minutes I tell him he is. This has been going on for 3 hours. He has a math test tomorrow.
you literally punished someone by telling them about homestuck
i d on’t know wh at to fucking say bc i am not familiar w fma at all (before anyone kills me i have brotherhood torrented i do intend to watch it eventually) but i just seriously imagined elsa with ice limbs and oh my god this is SUCH A COOL MENTAL IMAGE
LIKE???? THAT’S SERIOUSLY BADASS I KINDA DO WANT TO SEE THIS NOW
SOMEONE DRAW THE FROZEN FMA AU I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THAT BUT I THINK CLOVER STRUCK GOLD WITH THIS ONE WE NEED TO SEE IT MADE REAL
oh my god… oh mY GOD… OH MY GOD
stillnotalterego LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOD
y’all make jokes about what a lame power phasing is but like. kitty could rip your heart out of your chest.
or phase an object through your skull
but instead she uses her power to phase a giant bullet THROUGH THE ENTIRE EARTH
please don’t underestimate kitty pryde she is fucking hardcore