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no-glasses-eridan:

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rambling-insanity:

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I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

That’s actually really bad for your hair. The 2-n-1 stuff can make your hair fall out really quickly.

i’ve been looking at all these notifications i’ve been getting and yall are really concerned with the shampoo and conditioner thing but i don’t see shit about the fact that i am summoning the dark lord

phobias:

avoiding hate like

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kevintransexual:

fyeahgallifreyan:

the-doctors-banana:

In the art department there is a display case of students’ intaglio prints…. There was one that caught my eye, and it looks like I wasn’t the only one who noticed the beautiful print. ;)
The circular Gallifreyan reads “even demons run” (according to the title).

It reads “Even demons run when a good man goes to war” round the outside and the inside says “wibely wobbly timey wimey”. The lighter circles are a little harder to read, but they say “fantastic”, “spoilers”, “hello sweetie” and “bowties are sexy”.

HOW FUCKIN G LONG DID THAT TAKE YOU TO DECIPHER

mrleadbutterfly:

221badwolfstreet:

arthulian:

gan-firling:

neueratemybaby:

cantnotmove:

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

WHAT DID WE DO?!

What didn’t we do

Does this mean that England is the us of europe

where do you think the us got it from????

cardgamephantom:

paulyoptosaurus:

maggsturbate:

paulyoptosaurus:

anyone ever notice how jesus on the cross is always ripped as fuck like shit jesus you been going to the gym good on you jesus

those arent abs its his ribs

are you sure

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im going to hell for how hard i laughed

destroyanime:

making a friend who shares ur otps

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zachafalse:

jennstarkid:

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

and this is why its actually illegal to do that, and you can be sent to jail if they actually do it.

geothebio:

geothebio:

i wonder what steve rogers thinks about frappuccinos

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My other room mate was pissing me off…

zerotheduke:

professorbigspender:

…so I told him of an awesome internet site he’d love.  A short little webcomic he could finish in a half hour, called homestuck.  Every 10 minutes he asks me if it’s almost done, and every 10 minutes I tell him he is.  This has been going on for 3 hours.  He has a math test tomorrow. 

you literally punished someone by telling them about homestuck

stillnotalterego
"ok anna. we're gonna bring back mom and dad" & then instead of a suit of armour anna was a snow golem & elsa had ice limbs. HANS IS the shape-shifting dude, kristoph can be winry

mothergrotesquerie

i d on’t know wh at to fucking say bc i am not familiar w fma at all (before anyone kills me i have brotherhood torrented i do intend to watch it eventually) but i just seriously imagined elsa with ice limbs and oh my god this is SUCH A COOL MENTAL IMAGE

LIKE????  THAT’S SERIOUSLY BADASS I KINDA DO WANT TO SEE THIS NOW

SOMEONE DRAW THE FROZEN FMA AU I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THAT BUT I THINK CLOVER STRUCK GOLD WITH THIS ONE WE NEED TO SEE IT MADE REAL

mothergrotesquerie:

comickergirl:

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oh my god… oh mY GOD… OH MY GOD

stillnotalterego LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOD

hovicks:

y’all make jokes about what a lame power phasing is but like. kitty could rip your heart out of your chest. 

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or phase an object through your skull

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but instead she uses her power to phase a giant bullet THROUGH THE ENTIRE EARTH

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please don’t underestimate kitty pryde she is fucking hardcore

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.