when u want to comment on how wrong someone else is but you don’t want to start shit
STORY OF MY LIFE.
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
This one wins. Everyone else go home.
If you don’t do that deep inhale thing at the beginning of Radioactive by Imagine Dragons than I don’t trust you.
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
im still laughing at this
“They didn’t let me join in.”